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The naked thief makes a nude food appearance
CANADIAN POLICE were this week on the look-out for a cheeky thief who took a naked spin through the drive-thru of a Vancouver fastfood joint, helping himself to a takeaway meal from the window…
Lawyers Weekly
CANADIANPOLICE were this week on the look-out for a cheeky thief who took a naked spin through the drive-thru of a Vancouver fastfood joint, helping himself to a takeaway meal from the window before making his exit, starkers, stage left.
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As reported on tiscali.co.uk, an employee of the Wendy's restaurant in Langley, British Columbia, was handing over the delectable take-out delights to a passenger in a car when a naked man ran between them, purloined the French fries, and made his greasy-fingered getaway.
Luckily for the thief - or, looked at another way, embarrassingly for him - neither the woman serving nor the woman deprived of her portion of potatoes could recall any distinguishing features of the unattired miscreant.
Folklaw wonders if it can resist the temptation to make childish jokes about him passing up on the hotdogs and buns options ...
